- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Men's rights

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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