i'm hard

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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I'm homeless.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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