Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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