Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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