what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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