- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

woman's rights

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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