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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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