What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Tony Romo

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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