- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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