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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*