- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Penis

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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