i am a dino. RAWR.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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