- Anti Joke

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine