Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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DERP

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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