- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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