- Anti Joke

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

pobody's nerfect

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

bite me