- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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