An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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