- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What do we call Osama? Osama

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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