- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

quantum physics?

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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