A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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cory is gay

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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