- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

i'm hard

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

A fat guy!

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Men's rights

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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