Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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