Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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You are joking right?

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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