What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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