- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

class is canceled. My professor died.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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