- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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