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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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