- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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