- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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