- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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