- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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