What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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