- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

well use a tissue!

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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