- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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