- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

womens rights

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Chuck Norris.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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