- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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