- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

What do we call Osama? Osama

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What does? 42

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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