I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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