- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

knock knock come in

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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