Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

One, two, three, four and five

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

why was kade sad? he shit himself

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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