- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

I will create more jobs for americans

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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