Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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