- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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