- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What is green and slow Grass.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

batman farted so hes retarded

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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