You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Your mam is so fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

The child was fired from his job.

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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