A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Anti Joke

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