You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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