A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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