My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Gus's mom

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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