- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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