B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Gus's mom

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

He--Hey guys

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

penis. nuff said.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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