What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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