- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Poker? I barely even know her.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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