- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

womens rights.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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