- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

^ That's not even funny ^

My jeans

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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