- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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