What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why so serious ?

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Kevin and Ramin

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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