Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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