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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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