What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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