- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

whats white jizz

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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