- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Donald Trump

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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