why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

I'm tired.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

No your aunties a joke

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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