- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

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