- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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