- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Maths.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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