- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

i like turtles

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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