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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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