Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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