- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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