What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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