- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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