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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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