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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

penis. nuff said.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Beka has AIDS

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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