It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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