What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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