I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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