What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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