- Anti Joke

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

woman's rights

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

pobody's nerfect

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!