What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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