- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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