i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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