Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

* anti-punchline

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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