Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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