- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

The Labour Party.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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