- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

A drunk guy walks into a car

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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