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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

A young baby died.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

My Nan, that is all.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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