A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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