- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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