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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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