What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

you will like this because i am black.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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