Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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