Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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