Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

i saw amango it splootered

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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