- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

you will like this because i am black.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

knock knock Goodbye

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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