Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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jews

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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