- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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