What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Committing Suicide #YOLO

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

an american walks out of a strip club.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Albino African Americans

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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