- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

someone called someone else a frog

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Your girlfriend.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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