Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

batman farted so hes retarded

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

A pope meets another one

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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