- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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