The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Charlie Sheen

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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