Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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woman's rights

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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