- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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