whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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learn. advance!

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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A whole 'nother.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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