A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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the lemon was sweet.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Knock knock come in.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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