A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

A woman walks into a bar.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What is green and slow Grass.

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