What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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