What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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AIDS

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Anti Joke

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