- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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