Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Anti Joke

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