knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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