- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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