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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Guest what in the butt

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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