What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

ur an fagit

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Heskey time.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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