- Anti Joke

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

u know whats a crime? rape

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room