- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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