- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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