- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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