What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Dumb

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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