What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

race-car = rac-ecar

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

SHUT UP JP

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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