Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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