- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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