Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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A guy walks into a bar

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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