- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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