- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

A chicken walked into the bar...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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