- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Once upon a time a was born

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the black guy die? cancer

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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