Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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