- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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