- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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