What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Death by kayak

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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