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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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