- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Yo Mama just died.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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