- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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