What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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