Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Golf.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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A jew enters a mall.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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