- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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